Please Stop Calling Me

Today I’m thankful for concerned relatives.

Today was another visit with the older gal I help.  She had me clean both bathrooms and dust the second bedroom.  She’d fallen a little behind because of numerous doctor visits.  She didn’t particularly mind the appointments.  She planned ahead, anticipating a long interval at the offices.  However, she didn’t foresee spending an even longer time on the telephone repeating the story to each of her children, grandchildren and all of their spouses.  She said “as soon as I got off the phone with one here comes another calling; a body needs a break to think!”.  I suggested she designate one person to keep the rest updated.  She has a large family.

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The Dumbest Smartphone They Sell

Today I’m thankful for my smartphone.

I was the last person in my family to switch over.  I had my (clamshell) flip phone for seven years and it was perfectly acceptable.  Eventually our carrier didn’t support my phone any more and I had to switch.  When I entered the phone store I said “I want the dumbest smartphone you have.”  The staff laughed and made a unanimous suggestion.

I don’t want to go back.  I don’t remember half the crap I should, but instead of trying to keep it in mind or wildly searching for a pen and paper I just make a list.  It takes pictures!  I can track my health.  If the small human wants to talk we can video chat.  This thing is amazing and I know I’m not using half of the fancy features.  I’m a bit of a technophobe but I’m a convert to this at least.

Thanks, I Think

Today I’m thankful for opportunities to learn about social media notifications.

This happened about a year ago.  I have no excuse beyond low-grade technophobia.

I’d noticed that some of my uni friends were travelling and updating their profiles with all the places they visited.  I don’t travel as much as I’d like but I’ve been some interesting places and wanted to share them.  I spent a hour updating my history and went to bed.

My sister messaged the next morning because she received almost a hundred notifications, all along the lines of “(I) was here!”.  I’d apparently missed unchecking that one small box for which notifications I wanted to send.  I immediately apologized to everyone and went dark for a week.