Metal-er Than Thou

Today I’m thankful for the Angry Metal Guy.

I’ve mentioned being a bit of a metal head.  I lean more toward older stuff (RIP, Ronnie D.).  I’m a power/prog metal weenie and like some doom and math metal.  The NWOTHM is absolutely my thing.  I prefer clean vocals.  I’m not a fan of black metal.  I’m not offended by the antireligious aspect.  It’s mostly that the world is already so screwy that I don’t need to be any more nihilistic.  I enjoy learning about emerging artists and ludicrously specific subgenres (technical death slam, really?).  I’ve listened to this nonstop for the past several days.

The site manages to be informative and occasionally hysterically funny – see the comments on any Jorn Lande post.  This beauty is a good example.  Sourced via the Angry Metal Guy.  I do not own the video or song, and material on the Angry Metal Guy website is protected by copyright.

I think Monster Magnet may be my new favorite band name.

 

The Trooper

Today I’m thankful for Iron Maiden.

I appreciate bands that have fun, not taking themselves too seriously and making music for the joy of it.  It’s a bonus if they also happen to be good.  There are three specific things I most like about Iron Maiden:

Chances are if I’m in a Maiden mood I prefer the music to be aggressive.  Their guitar/drum combo never stops moving forward.

Bruce is an old school shouter.  I’d rank him with any of the original generation wailers.

Eddie is the perfect mix of macabre and humor.  He’s instantly recognisable, endlessly modifiable and bloody good fun.

Neither the song nor the video are mine.

Lite Metal

Today I’m thankful for DragonForce.

I’m a bit of a metal head.  I love crystalline guitar solos and machine gun drums.  I prefer clean vocals but can appreciate growling. It’s usually when I’m pissed (angry, not drunk) or in the middle of a tough workout.

With that, I most enjoy bands that don’t take themselves too seriously.  They seem to perform out of sheer enjoyment.  DragonForce is technically accomplished.  They also are just as likely to include chiptune riffs and sing about ridiculously wizard-y things as they are to write lyrics about ripping off faces.  All song rights belong to the artist.